"Holy jumpin' you've gotta be kidding me! His tongue's hangin' like Michael Jordan's! He drags it to the inside, on his backhand, ON HIS BACK!"
Size Guide: (We suggest that you size up if you're typically a comfy fit)
| LENGTH | WIDTH | |
| S (inches) | 28 | 18 |
| M (inches) | 29 ¼ | 20 |
| L (inches) | 30 ¼ | 22 |
| XL (inches) | 31 ¼ | 24 |
| 2XL (inches) | 32 ½ | 26 |